I'll Only Take It From Emma

Ok, those of us who have chemically enhanced hair can appreciate this...we are blonde, we don't spend tons of money to have our hair done, to be labeled brown, brunette or "black headed." No offense to dark headed folks. So Emma is brushing my hair (after having my hair done a week before) and she says, "Wow your hair is sooo blonde, (she keeps brushing until she sees underneath), Oh, but it's so black! It's blonde black...and it's getting like Rapunzels, you need to cut it!" The truth hurts real bad, but I'll only take it from Emma!